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10 Running Quotes From Movies That Will Make You Laugh

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If you’re looking for funny quotes from movies related to running, you’ve come to the right place! In this article, we share 10 funny running quotes from movies with you. The movie in question is also mentioned with each quote so that you can find the quote yourself.

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1. “Those mayates are fast, like they’re sponsored by Nike.”

Movie: Next Friday (2000)

2. “Running is like drinking. It’s a good idea to take a day off.”

Movie: The Longest Yard (2005)

3. “I run like the winded.”

Movie: Happy Gilmore (1996)

4. “I believe it’s jogging. Or yogging, it might be a soft J. I’m not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.”

Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

5. “I’m running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

Movie: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)

6. “I can’t run, I’m from Beverly Hills!”

Movie: Legally Blonde (2001)

7. “Running is just like standing still, but with the wind at your back.”

Movie: Iron Will (1994)

8. “I’d like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.”

Movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

9. “Why run when you can stroll?”

Movie: Bridget Jone’s Diary (2001)

10. “Running is a great way to stay in shape. Especially if you run away from your problems.”

Movie: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)